"This is going to be the biggest reality show of 2020 for sure."
"Like a film noir siren VYSUAL is beautiful, sexy, and fascinatingly mean — a nasty but estimable piece of work."
"Really neat. I had a jolly good time watching this. Got anymore of that chocolate popcorn?"
"If I were to say anything bad about this film, it would be a total lie. That's because it doesn't actually exist."